Thursday, October 22, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 23 Oct 2009

Signs You Are On a Bad Date
Girls you know you're on a bad date when...
... You order a Double Whopper and he says, "Hey, my name
ain't Rockefeller, honey." ... Your dinner reservations are under
"Manson Disciple, party of 2" ... You've never heard someone speak
with such passion about Object-oriented Programming. ... He seems to
know an awful lot about your shower routine.
... He's especially proud of how long he can sustain a burp. ... He
calls to tell you he'll pick you up, just as soon as the stand off with
the police is over. ... He's been on Geraldo once and Jerry Springer
twice!
Guys you know you're on a bad date when... ... She whispers
to the waiter, "Please kill me." ... She says her last date "was with
that Spitzer guy." ... You catch her giving her phone number to the
guy cleaning your windshield. ... She lunges at you several times
with a steak knife. ... She keeps calling you "Bachelor Number Two".
... All she talks about is how great it is working for Huggy Bear.
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 22 Oct 2009

Paper Shortage
Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he
was printing-out reports and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost
out of paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," she told
him. With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of
paper from the printer tray, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to
make fifty blank copies.

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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 21 Oct 2009

A New Car Model
Fred was telling his friend how his uncle tried to make a new car for
himself ...
"so he took wheels from a Cadillac, a radiator from a Ford, some tires
and fenders from a Plymouth..." "Holy Cow," interrupted his friend,
"What did he end up with?" Fred replied, "Two years."
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Monday, October 19, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 20 Oct 2009

A Thoughtful Teacher

"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or
sisters who will be coming to school." "That's nice of her to take
such an interest, dear. What did she say when you told her you are the
only child?" She just said, "Thank goodness!"
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Sunday, October 18, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 19 Oct 2009

Stricter Instructions
In Miami, the jurors in a multi-billion dollar lawsuit against the tobacco
industry were ordered by the judge to not see the Russell Crowew movie,
"The Insider", because it might influence their verdict. He also ordered
them not to see "The House on Haunted Hill". The prosecutor was
surprised to hear this instruction and he said, "I understand why you've
instucted the jurors to not see 'The Insider', but why should they avoid
the second movie, your honor?" Being quick and to the point, the
judge firmly stated, "Because it sucks!"
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