JOKE OF THE DAY 15 Oct 2009

High School Science From actual answers given on High School Science Tests:

~Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils while others preferred
to be oil. ~ All animals were here before mankind. The animals lived
peacefully until mankind came along and made roads, houses, hotels and
condoms. ~ Men are mammals and women are femammals. ~ Proteins are
composed of a mean old acid. ~ The largest mammals
are to be found in the sea because there is
nowhere else to put them. ~ Involuntary muscles are not as willing as
voluntary ones. ~ Methane, a greenhouse gas, comes from the burning
of trees and cows. ~ The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The
head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom. ~ Mushrooms always
grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. ~ Some people
say we condescended from the apes. ~ The leopard has black spots
which look like round soars on its body. Those who catch soars get
leprosy. ~ The three cavities of the body are the head cavity, the
tooth cavity and the abominable cavity. ~ Most books say the sun is
a star. But it still knows how to change back into the sun in the daytime. ~
Cadavers are
dead bodies that have donated themselves to science. This procedure is
called gross anatomy.
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