JOKE OF THE DAY 12 Oct 2009

The Irish Jig is Up
Patrick was spotted driving along the highway at a steady speed, when he
suddenly indicated right and pulled off into a rest area. He quickly
jumped out of the car and opened the trunk. From a large bag, he
produced a party hat, streamers, a bottle of lemonade, sandwiches and a
cake. After eating the food and drinking the lemonade, he launched into
a little Irish jig. The whole
proceeding lasted about fifteen minutes, after which he got back in his
car and drove off. Curious, a State Trooper followed him at a
distance and about 30 minutes later, he saw him stop at the next rest
area and repeat the whole procedure. This was too much for the officer,
so he decided to stop him and ask what was going on. "Can I ask you
the reason for all the stops and the food, drink and Irish jigs?" the
officer asked. "Well, sir," explained Patrick, "I'm on my company's
annual employee outing." "But you're the only one here," argued the
officer. "Yes, I know," replied Patrick. "I'm self-employed!"
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