JOKE OF THE DAY 10 Sep 2009

Contempt Attempt

An Atlant man was
forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic
summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless
hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in the
afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be
adjourned for the next day and he would have to return the next day.
"What for?" he snapped at the judge. His honor, equally irked by a
tedious day and sharp query roared, "Twenty dollars contempt of court.
That's why!" Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge
relented. "That's all right. You don't have to pay now." The young
man replied, "I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words."
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