JOKE OF THE DAY 11 Sep 2009

Answer Types (From A to F)

There are all different ways to answer
questions. Here are many of those ways explained with concrete examples!
Abusive
"What's the matter, stupid, don't you know the answer?"
Ambivalence
"Well, it could be yes and it could be no."
Antipathy
"You would have to ask me that."
Amorous
"I love the way you ask that question."
Apathy
"I don't care."
Apologetic
"I'm sorry that you have to ask me that."
Argumentative
"Are you looking for a fight?"
Authoritarian
"I'll tell you when you can ask me questions!"
Bigotry
"I'm not going to tell someone like you."
Blasphemous
"God Dammit, I told you not to ask!"
Compulsive
"I want to tell you right now, I have to tell you right now!"
Conditional
"Well, it depends."
Damnation
"You and your questions can go to hell!"
Depressed
"You would have to ask me that."
Dyslexic
"Gniees sdrawkcab."
Egotistical
"I'm the best person to answer that question."
Evasive
"Have you done your homework today?"
Exhausted
"I'm too tired to answer you right now."
Flatulent
"That question really stinks!"

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