Monday, August 17, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 18 Aug 2009

The Lights Of Vegas
I was in Las Vegas a short while ago, and had a very amusing experience.
While getting gas, two young women in a convertible pulled in. They
pulled up next to me and asked where the lighthouses were.
"Lighthouses?" I asked. "Yes lighthouses," the driver replied. "We
are new to Las Vegas and just can't seem to find them." Curious, and
knowing that Las Vegas is nowhere near the ocean, I asked, "Why are you
looking for lighthouses?" "Oh, there are so many good paying jobs for
lighthouses here in the paper. But most want you to appear in person,"
the passenger answered while pointing to several ads. I stopped
pumping my gas and walked over to see the ad. You can imagine their
disappointment when I read the ads and explained to them the difference
between, "light housekeeping" and "lighthouse keeping".

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