JOKE OF THE DAY 19 Aug 2009

Feline Frivolity

Q. What do you call a cat who does tricks? A. A
magic kit. ------ Q. Why did the mother cat put stamps on her
kittens? A. Because she wanted to mail a litter. ------ Q. Which
game did the cat want to play with the mouse? A. Catch! ------
------ Q. Why does a tiger have stripes? A. So he won't be spotted.
------ Q. How do you call a barber cat? A. Yell..."Hair Kitty!"
------ Q. What kind of work does a weak cat do? A. Light mouse work.
------ A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at
night. The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and
purred "I'll die for you!" The tabby gazed at him from under lowered
eye lids and asked: "How many times?" ------ Q. Which state has a
lot of dogs and cats? A. Petsylvania
------Q. What do English cats drink in the afternoon? A. Kit-tea. ------
Q. Where did the kittens go on their class trip? A. To a meowseum!
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