JOKE OF THE DAY 27 Jul 2009

Football Fans

 

A Vikings fan, a Bears fan, and a Steelers fan were
standing side-by-side using the urinal. The Vikings fan finished,
zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands... clear
up to his elbows... he used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He
turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the
University of Minnesota, and they taught us to be clean." The Bears
fan finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed
one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of
Illinois, and they taught us to be environmentally conscious." The
Steelers fan zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I
graduated from the University of Pittsburgh, and they taught us not to
pee on our hands."
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