JOKE OF THE DAY 31 Jul 2009

Pennsylvania Football Fan

 

Two boys are playing football in a
Pennsylvania State Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler named
Roethlisberger. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board from a
nearby fence, and uses it to wack the dog a dozen times. The dog
scampers off like a bunny. A Post Gazette reporter who was strolling
by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young
Steelers Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his
notebook. "But I'm not a Steelers fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Pennsylvania, I just assumed you were," said the
reporter and starts again. "Little Eagles Fan Rescues Friend From
Horrific Attack," he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not an
Eagles fan either," the boy said. "Oh, I assumed everyone in
Pennsylvania was either for the Steelers or the Eagles. What team do you
root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Browns fan," the child replied.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Juvenile
Cleveland Browns Fan Brutally Assaults Beloved Family Pet."
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