JOKE OF THE DAY 7 Jul 2009

 Fly The Friendly Skies Here are some funny lines
I've heard on airplanes: ~ "As you exit the plane, please make sure to
gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed
evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or
spouses." ~ From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased
to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry.
Unfortunately none of them are on this flight."

~ This was overheard on an American Airlines flight into
Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final
approach, the captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely
hard landing, the flight attendant came on the PA and announced:
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats
with your seatbelts fastened while the captain taxis what's left of our
airplane to the gate!" ~ "Last one off the plane must clean it."

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