JOKE OF THE DAY 3 Jul 2009

Grandfatherly Advice

 

Paul was planning a move into his new house,
which is only two blocks away from his present house. So he called a
moving company for an estimate. All that Paul wanted the moving company
to move was his big, old grandfather clock, but the moving company
wanted to charge $350 for this, so Paul decided that he would move it
himself. As he was on his way, he saw a drunk coming his way and tried
to avoid him, but, still, the drunk walked right into him. Paul
angrily shouted, "Hey! Watch where you are going, you drunk bastard!"
The drunk replied, "You watch where you are going!" Paul said, "No!
You watch where YOU are going. Can't you see that I'm carrying this
clock?!" The drunk said, "It's your fault! Why don't you just wear a
watch like everyone else?

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