JOKE OF THE DAY 13 Nov 2007

A Dozen Things Guys Think Girls Should Know

1. We're not the bunch of barbarians you think we are.

2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a jerk.

3. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

4. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with
you.

5. If you really liked us for who we are, you would let us believe that our
mustache, beard, or sideburns look cool.

6. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.

7. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

8. We absolutely do not care about Justin Timberlake, George Clooney, Brad
Pitt or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

9. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't
have to apologize when you are wrong.

10. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
sometimes.

11. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we
believe you.

12. If you want us to put the seat DOWN when we're done, you should put it U
when you're done!

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