Tuesday, November 13, 2007

JOKE OF THE DAY 14 Nov 2007

TV-Department Blonde

A blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a tv. After a few minutes,
she picks one out and approaches the salesman.

"I want to buy this television," she says. The salesman replies, "Sorry, but
I think you are having a 'blonde moment.' I can't serve you."

She gets mad, leaves and goes home. She dyes her hair brown and returns to
the store.

"I want to buy this television," she says to the salesman.

Again the salesman says, "Sorry, but I think you are having a 'blonde
moment.' I can't serve you."

She leaves again, frustrated.

She goes home and proceeds to shave her head, eyebrows and all, leaving no
visible trace of blonde hair on her head. Upon returning to the store, she
once again approaches the salesman.

"Sir, I would like to purchase this television, and I don't want any
problems."

To which a completely different salesman replies, "Sorry, but I think you
are having a 'blonde moment.' I can't serve you."

Fed up with this, she cries, "How can you tell that I am blonde? I have dyed
my hair and even resorted to shaving my head!"

To which the salesman replied, "Well, Miss, that television you are trying
to buy is a microwave!"

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