JOKE OF THE DAY 5 Jan 2005

When my firm purchased new telephones, a summer intern was
instructed to key in the numbers for the automatic-dialing
feature on each employee's phone. I had him enter two numbers
for my home, one that could be dialed through the company-owned
phone line and the other for direct dial, in case the firm's
line was busy.

Shortly after the intern finished, I had a visitor from
corporate headquarters. When he needed a phone, I offered
him mine. "Your personal life is none of my business," he
commented after making his call. "But you should be more
discreet." He pointed to the labels on the automatic-dialing
buttons. They read: "HOME-1" and "HOME-2."

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