JOKE OF THE DAY 3 Jan 2005

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being
given a tour of Heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your ocean-side condo,
over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses.
If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located
throughout the area."

"Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we
could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that
stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"

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Wishing you and your family a happy and prosperous new year.
May the new years brings all the happiness you have wished for.
With Warm Regards,
Chirag
:c )

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:c )

with regards,
Chirag
:c )