JOKE OF THE DAY 16 Dec 2004

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.
He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are
going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing
whatever hymn that comes to your mind."

The pastor shouted out "CROSS." Immediately the congregation started
singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."

The pastor hollered out "GRACE." The congregation began to sing
"AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."

The pastor said "POWER" The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER
IN THE BLOOD."

The Pastor said "SEX" The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone
was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other
afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, an 87-year-old
great-grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES."

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