JOKE OF THE DAY 17 Dec 2004

Aptitude Test

Little Johnny wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude
test:

Mr. Proctor: If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another
two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Little Johnny : SEVEN!

Mr. Proctor: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two Rabbits,
and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you
got?

Little Johnny : SEVEN!

Mr. Proctor: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of
beer, and two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how
many bottles of beer have you got?

Little Johnny : SIX.

Mr. Proctor: Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits,
and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Little Johnny : SEVEN!

Mr. Proctor: How on Earth do you work out that three lots of two
rabbits is seven?

Little Johnny : I've already got one rabbit at home!

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