Joke of The Day 10 Nov 2004

An foreign woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever
after in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in
English, but did manage to communicate with her husband, as he was
bilingual. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for
groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy
chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request,
and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt
to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and she went home with
chicken legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't
know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned
her blouse to show the butcher her breast! The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way
to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
















...what were you thinking?

Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
Enjoy
Chirag
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