Joke of The Day

A vicar was giving the children's message during a church service. For
this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him
and give a brief lesson before dismissing them for children's church.

On this particular Sunday, he was using squirrels for an object lesson
on industry and preparation.

He started out by saying, "I'm going to describe something, and I want
you to raise your hand when you know what it is."

The children nodded eagerly.

"This thing lives in trees (pause)"

"and eats nuts (pause)..."

No hands went up.

"And it is grey (pause)"

"and has a long bushy tail (pause) . . . "

The children were looking at each other, but still no hands raised.

"And it jumps from branch to branch (pause)"

"and chatters and flips its tail when it's excited (pause) . . . "

Finally, one little boy tentatively raised his hand. The vicar
breathed a sigh of relief and called on him.

"Well," said the boy, "I KNOW the answer must be Jesus -- but it
sounds just like a squirrel to me!"


Enjoy
Chirag
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