Joke of The Day

Can it get worse ?

> A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was
> wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competitition.
> "What are you going to do with the money?" the officer asked.
> The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."
> At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer,
> don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
> This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted
> out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
> At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk, and a voice asked, "Are
> we over the border yet?"

shared by Rajeev

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Chirag
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