JOKE OF THE DAY 7 Jun 2010

Searching For Answers

The Sunday school teacher was carefully
explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of
Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut
the steer in pieces and laid it upon the altar. And then Elijah
commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it
over the altar. He had them do this four times... "Now," said the
teacher, "can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah
pour water over the steer on the altar?" A little girl in the back of
the room raised her hand with great enthusiasm. "Yes, Sarah," said
the teacher. "Do you know why the Lord had Elijah pour water over the
steer?" "To make the gravy!" came her enthusiastic reply.
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