JOKE OF THE DAY 7 Dec 2009

Context is Everything!

This is amazing. Read this ... it's all mucked up with
nonsensical verbae, yet you will understand the story because you
already know the tail! Rindercilla: A Tairy Fale Once uton a pime
in a corn funtry there lived a geautiful birl and her name was
Rindercella. Now Rindercella lived with her two sad blisters and her
mugly other. Also in this corn funtry there liv inviting all the
geautiful birls from riles amound. But Rindercella gouldn't co. She had
to make dancy fesses for her two sad blisters and her mugly other.
While they all went off to the bancy fall ,
Rindercella just cat down and shried. She was just citting there a
shrying when there appeared before her - her jerry mud father!
"Rindercella," she asked, "Shry do you why?" Rindercella mold her jerry
mud father of her werrible tork. Just then her jerry mud father
made Rindercella a geautiful bown and took two mield fice and a tumpkin and
purned them
into two stighty malions and cig boach! Off to the bancy fall went
Rindercella, with the warning that she must go home before the mid clock
struck night. As Rindercella entered the bancy fall the pransome hince
saw her through a widden hindow and thought she gas worgeous! They
danced and danced and soon they lell in fove. Suddenly, the mid clock
struck night and fearing her cig boach would purn into a tumpkin,
Rindercella staced down the rairs. But as she beached the rottom, she
slopped her dripper. Well the nery vext day the pransome hince
searched the corn funtry for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper.
He tried it on
Rindercella's mugly other, but if fidn't dit. He tried it on her sad
blisters... Then, the dripper fit only Rindercella at last. Now the
storal of the mory: If you ever go to a bancy fall to meet a pransome
hince with the hopes of lalling in fove, don't forget to slop your
dripper!
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