JOKE OF THE DAY 23 Oct 2009

Signs You Are On a Bad Date
Girls you know you're on a bad date when...
... You order a Double Whopper and he says, "Hey, my name
ain't Rockefeller, honey." ... Your dinner reservations are under
"Manson Disciple, party of 2" ... You've never heard someone speak
with such passion about Object-oriented Programming. ... He seems to
know an awful lot about your shower routine.
... He's especially proud of how long he can sustain a burp. ... He
calls to tell you he'll pick you up, just as soon as the stand off with
the police is over. ... He's been on Geraldo once and Jerry Springer
twice!
Guys you know you're on a bad date when... ... She whispers
to the waiter, "Please kill me." ... She says her last date "was with
that Spitzer guy." ... You catch her giving her phone number to the
guy cleaning your windshield. ... She lunges at you several times
with a steak knife. ... She keeps calling you "Bachelor Number Two".
... All she talks about is how great it is working for Huggy Bear.
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