JOKE OF THE DAY 20 Feb 20099

Buy the Same Token

 

At a posh Las Vegas casino, a blackjack dealer and a player with
a 13 count in his hand are arguing about whether or not it is
appropriate to tip the dealer. The player says, "When I get bad cards,
it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the
dealer obviously has nothing to do with that either, so why should I tip
him?" The dealer replies, "When you eat at a restaurant do you tip the
waiter?" "Yes," the gambler concedes. "Well then, he serves you
food; whether it's good or bad isn't up to him. By the same token, I'm
serving you cards, so you should tip me." "Okay," says the gambler,
"but the waiter gives me what I ask for. I'll take an 8."

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