JOKE OF THE DAY 21 Jan 2009

The Guru and The Tax Man

 

A man in a blue J.C. Penney suit had
fallen between the rails in a subway station. People were all
crowding around, vainly trying to get him out before the train ran him
over. Everyone was shouting, "Give me your hand!" Alas, the man would
not reach up. Suddenly, Baba Ben Bebo, the wise guru, elbowed his way
through the crowd and leaned over the man. "Friend," he asked with
compassion, "what is your profession?" "I am an income tax inspector,"
gasped the man in the blue suit. "Please, sir, TAKE my hand," said Ben
Bebo. The man immediately grasped the guru's hand and was quickly
pulled to safety. Ben Bebo then turned to the amazed bystanders and
said, "Never ask a tax man to 'give', you anything, my friends..."

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