JOKE OF THE DAY 27 Dec 2007

Hare Freedom

One day a laboratory rabbit escapes from his cage. Outside the compound he
tastes fresh grass for the first time. "This is incredible," he thinks.

He soon finds wild rabbits playing in the fields. "I've just escaped from
the lab," he says. "What do you rabbits do?"

"We eat fresh, luscious carrots dug from private gardens," one replies.

So the lab rabbit spends hours eating his fill of succulent carrots. Then he
asks, "What else do wild rabbits do?"

"You see that field there?" they reply. "We eat the lettuce."

So the rabbit feasts on the fresh, crispy lettuce until his stomach is ready
to burst. "It's fantastic out here!" he cries.

"Are you going to live with us then?" one of the wild rabbits asks.

"I've had a great time, but I can't," says the rabbit.

The rabbits stare at him in surprise. "Why? We thought you liked it here."

"I do," the rabbit answers. "But I've got to get back to the lab. I'm dying
for a cigarette!"

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