JOKE OF THE DAY 28 Nov 2007

Hard of Hearing

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the
doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the
first time and always asks me to repeat things."

"Well," the doctor replied, "go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from
her and say something to her. If she doesn't reply move about five feet
close and say it again. Keep doing this so that we'll get an idea about the
severity of her deafness".

Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He starts
off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she is chopping some
vegetables and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

He hears no response. He moves about five feet closer and asks again.

No reply.

He moves five feet closer.

Still no reply.

He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks
again, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"

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