JOKE OF THE DAY 1 Nov 2007

Madman Across the Asylum

Once there was a madman who was committed to an asylum.

The asylum had a rule that if any 'resident' could pass a special 5 question
test, he could go free.

No resident had passed in the 20-year history of the asylum.

It was the madman's turn to take the test.

After a grueling 4 hours of testing, the examining officer said, "Well,
you've passed four of the five tests. I'm very impressed. However, the last
test is the hardest of all."

The examiner led the man to a dark room, switched on a flashlight, and
pointed it at a light bulb hanging from the ceiling. "For your fifth test,
you must walk on the beam of light and change the bulb."

The madman looked at him with an outraged expression and exclaimed, "Are you
nuts?"

"What makes you say that?" asked the examining officer, sensing that the
madman was on the brink of gaining his freedom from the asylum.

"Yeah, right," answered the madman with a cynical tone, "I know that when I
reach half way you'll turn off the flashlight and let me fall!"

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