JOKE OF THE DAY 15 April 2005

Real Headlines

*  Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

*  Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

*  War Dims Hope for Peace

*  If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

*  Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

*  Deer Kill 17,000

*  Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

*  Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

*  Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

*  Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

*  New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

*  Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

*  Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

* Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

* Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire

* Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

* Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

* New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

* Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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