Wednesday, April 06, 2005

JOKE OF THE DAY 7 April 2005

Newfie Survival

Smith left Newfoundland and moved to Toronto and bought a  
donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to
deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "I'm sorry, but
I have some bad news -- the donkey died last night."


"Well, den" said Smith, "Jus' give my money back, eh."

"I can't do that Sir, I went and spent it already."

"OK, den. Jus' unload dat donkey."

"What are you gonna do with him?"

"I'm gon-to raffle him off."

"You can't raffle a dead donkey, you dumb Newfie!"

"Well dats where you're wrong. You wait you an' you learn how  
smart we Newfie's are!"

A month later the farmer ran into the Newfie and asked, "What  
happened with that dead donkey?"


"I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars  
apiece and made $998."

"Didn't anyone complain?"

"dat guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
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