JOKE OF THE DAY 12 Jan 2005

Bernie was unfortunate enough to be hit by a truck and ended
up in the hospital.

His best friend Morris came to visit him.

Bernie struggles to tell Morris, "My wife Sadie visits me three
times a day. She's so good to me. Every day, she reads to me at
the bedside."

"What does she read?" asks Morris.

"My life insurance policy."

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