JOKE OF THE DAY 21 Dec 2004

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a lavish New
York City building, when a young and beautiful woman
gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.
She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly,
''Romance'' by Ralph Lauren, $150.00 an ounce!''

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the
elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old
woman saying, ''Chanel No. 5, $200.00 an ounce!''

About three floors later, the old woman reaches her
destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before
she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye,
breaks wind, and says ''Broccoli, 49 cents a pound.''

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