JOKE OF THE DAY 1 Nov 204

Here's a SARS chuckle for you......

This story was told by a nurse... and she swears this really
happened on her ward.

A man suspected of SARs is lying in the hospital bed with a mask over
his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and
hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles
black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here
to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to talk through his mask an repeats, "Nurse, are my
testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face
and hands."
The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught
so she marched over to inquire what was wrong. "Nurse," he mumbled,
"Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted. She
whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pyjama trousers, had a real
good look, pulled his pyjamas back up, replaced the bedclothes and
announced, "Nothing wrong with your testicles!!!"
At this point, the man pulled off his mask and screams out, "I SAID,
ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK ??!!!"

shared by Prashant
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