Joke of The Day 17 Sep 2004

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York, he sees a little
girl being attacked by a bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with
the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a
hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker
saves the life of little girl"

The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"

"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves
life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.

"But I am not an American!" - says the man.

"Oh, what are you then?
"The man says: - "I am a Iraqi"

The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent
American dog, Connections to terrorist networks are being explored"


Enjoy
Chirag
:c )

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