JOKE OF THE DAY 30 Mar 2009

University Entrance Exam (for Division 1-A Football Players)

Time Limit: 3 weeks

 

1) Foreign Language: What Language is spoken in France?

2) History: Givea dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular
reference to architecture, literature, law, and social conditions -OR-
Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3) Literature: Would you ask William Shakespeare to
a) build a bridge
b) sail the ocean
c) lead an army or
d) WRITE A PLAY

4) Religion: What religion is the Pope? (circle only one)
a) Jewish
b) CATHOLIC
c) Hindu
d) Atheist
5) Metric Conversion: How many feet equal 0.0 meters?

6) Physics:
What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on
the 5? 

7) Religion: How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8) Geography: What are
people in America's far north called?
a) Westerners
b) Southerners
c) Northerners

d) One of the above.
9) American History: Spell Bush, Carter, and Clinton.

10) European History: Six kings of England have been called George, last one being
George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11) Who did you vote for in the 2008 Presidential Election?

12) Natural Science:
Where does rain come from?
a) Macy's
b) 7-11
c) Canada
d) THE SKY

13) Advanced Physics: Can you
explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
a) Yes
b) No

14) Philosophy: What are coat hangers used for?

15) Political Science: The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem of what
country?

16) Physics: Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic
Equilibrium -OR- Spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

17) Architecture: Where is the basement in a three-story building located?

18) Agricultural Science: Which part of America produces the most oranges?
a) New York
b) FLORIDA
c) Canada
d) Wisconsin 1

9) Communications: What does NBC (National Broadcasting
Corporation) stand for?

20) Advanced Math: If you have three apples
how many apples do you have?
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