JOKE OF THE DAY 25 Mar 2009

Driving With Directionals (or How To Drive in Idaho)

 

 

~ Signal only when you feel like it. ~
If you feel you must use your directionals, make sure they blink only
once, then turn them off. ~ Signal only after you change lanes. ~
When driving straight, make sure that at least one directional is
blinking at all times. ~ Signal as you approach a curve in the road.
~ If you intend to make a right turn, use the left signal. ~ If you
intend to make a left turn, use the right signal.

~ When approaching an intersection, signal to turn and slow down. When
other drivers or pedestrians cross in front of you, turn off the signal
and go straight. ~ When you intend to make a turn, start signaling
approximately 6 to 8 blocks before your turn. Slow down for each block
as you approach them. ~ Always apply your brakes way before you
signal. ~ When making a left turn at a busy red light, wait for the
light to turn green before you turn on your signal. ~ Wait until after
you have started to turn or change lanes to use your signals. ~ If you
must use hand signals instead of your directionals, use your right hand
or have your passenger do it out the right side window.
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