JOKE OF THE DAY 12 Mar 2009

Cool Things About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light!

 

~Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am!

~ Doppler-shift makes
red traffic lights look green. ~ Never in car long enough to hear an
entire Madonna song! ~ L.A. to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds. More time to
gamble & solicit hookers 
~ No one can see you pick your nose while you drive! ~ Lunch breaks
in Paris, circa 1792. ~ Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor
in blue states. ~ You can stop worrying about being sucked into a
black hole driving home from work. ~ You'll be so thin while driving
it, you can even wear horizontal stripes. ~ That deer in your
headlights is actually behind you! ~ Traffic enforcement limited to
cops with PhD's in Quantum Physics. ~ Bugs never see you comin'
. ~ Chicks dig it. ~
Vanity license plate: "Me=mc2" ~ Cigarette butts don't land in the
backseat -- they land in last week And the Coolest Thing About Havin
ga Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light... ~ Can make a
fortune delivering pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or
it's free!"
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