JOKE OF THE DAY 19 Mar 2009

Memo to AIG Upper Management

 

To: AIG Upper Management From: Uncle Sam To
celebrate the government bailout of AIG, a special perk has been added
to the AIG calendar, for all executives in the company -- an
all-expenses-paid vacation in Australia! To ensure that you have a
good time on your trip to Australia, your team members have planned and
developed a special itinerary to fill the time during your leisure
hours. Agenda is as follows: Day 1: The "10 Deadliest Snakes" Fall
Tour. You and a guest will be escorted through the outback and provided
with the opportunity to handle and examine each of the world's 10 most
deadly snakes. Day 2: The "Great White Encounter". You and your tour
guide will take a small boat to the Great Barrier Reef, where you will
be able to dive into the chum-laden water and experience the beauty of
the Great White shark. Day 3: The Aboriginal "Festival of Spears". You
will be the honored guest of a small aboriginal village as they
celebrate the subjugation of the aboriginal race by the white man, with
free liquor and a special weapons exhibition.
Day 4: The "Crocodile Dundee" Petting Zoo. You will be able to
come up-close and personal with the occasionally harmless salt-water
crocodiles of the Australian coast. Lucky audience members are asked to
participate in a croc wrestling exhibition. Day 5: "Those Marvelous
Morays". This tour will once again return you to the beauty of the Great
Barrier Reef, where you will be allowed to hand feed special
finger-shaped sausages to the wild eels of Stubby Hand Reef. We hope
you will enjoy your trip!
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