JOKE OF THE DAY 10 Mar 2009

Bedtime Prayer for Women

 

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and
strong.
He's not afraid to admit it when he's wrong. One who thinks before he
speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait 6 weeks. I pray that he is
gainfully employed
and won't lose his cool when he's annoyed. Pulls out my chair and
opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more. Oh, send me a man who will make
love to my mind.
Knows just what to say when I ask, "How fat is my behind?" One who'll
make love till my body's a twitchin'
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen! I pray that
this man will love me to no end,
And would never compare me with my best girlfriend. Thank You in
advance and now I'll just wait,
for I know You will send him before it's too late.

 

<Happy Holi\>
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