JOKE OF THE DAY 23 Mar 2009

Signs Your Car Needs Cleaning ~ On the way to the fishin' hole, Andy
and Opie stop by your windshield for bait. ~ "Nixon for President"
bumper sticker no longer legible. ~ Neighborhood kids offer: "Mow your
Volvo, sir?" ~ Your pine tree air freshener is now a protected old
growth forest. ~ Satellite photos reveal crop circles on your roof!
~ When you blow the
horn, prairie dogs pop up from the hood. ~ "Wash Me" appears on your
trunk...chiseled with a jackhammer. ~ Greenpeace won't let you move
the car for fear of displacing some dung beetles that have taken up
residence. ~ Impossible to drive with the kids always clamoring to
have a look through the periscope. And the surest signe your car needs
cleaning... ~ Your "cell phone antenna" is actually a sapling which
has taken root.

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