JOKE OF THE DAY 26 Mar 2009

About Real Teachers

 

~ Real teachers buy Excedrin and Advil in bulk.
~ Real teachers will eat anything left in the teacher's lounge. ~
Real teachers are glad when April 1st does not fall on a school day.
~ Real teachers know that secretaries and custodians really run the
school. ~ Real teachers know what Victoria's Secret really is.

 

~ Real teachers have never heard an original excuse. ~ Real teachers grade
papers in the car, during commercials, in faculty meetings, in the
bathroom, and have even been seen grading in church. ~ Real teachers
drive GM cars owned by credit unions.

~ Real teachers can't
walk past a crowd of kids without straightening up the line. ~ Real
teachers never sit down without first checking the seat of the chair.
~ Real teachers have disjointed necks from writing on blackboards
without turning around. ~ Real teachers wear glasses from trying to
read the fine print in the teacher's manuals. ~ Real teachers can
teach anatomy to high school students and not hear the giggles.

~ Real teachers can "sense" chewing gum. ~ Real
teachers can predict exactly which parents show up at open house. ~
Real teachers have been timed gulping down lunch in under 60 seconds.
~ Real teachers understand the importance of making sure every kid gets
a Valentine. ~ Real teachers never teach the conjugations of "lie" and
"lay" to eighth graders. ~ Real teachers know it is better to seek
forgiveness than to ask for permission.

~ Real teachers know the shortest distance and length of travel time to
the front office. ~ Real teachers know the difference between what
ought to be graded, what should be graded, and what should never see the
light of day. ~ Real teachers have their best conferences in the
parking lot. ~ Real teachers know that the best end of semester
lesson plans come from Blockbuster and NetFlix

~ Real teachers know that rules do not apply to them. ~ Real teachers
do not take "no" for an answer unless it is written in a complete
sentence. ~ Real teachers know that dogs are carnivores and not
"homework papervores."
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