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Top Ten Traits You Don't Want in Your New Puppy

 

10) He dries himself
on your bed sheets after a bath. 9) He barks uproariously at
doorbells on TV, but doesn't make a sound when strangers come to the
sliding door on your back deck. 8) He not only wants to sleep in bed
with you but wants to share your pillow as well. 7) Or worse, he
wants your pillow all to himself. 6) He barks in the middle of the
night to let you know that he's thirsty and you've left the toilet seat
down. 5) He is more attracted to your fishing lures than any fish
ever were. 4) He loves to roll in the motor oil drip spot in your
garage and then go straight to bed -- your bed. 3) He confuses your
$10 a roll Christmas wrapping paper with his potty papers.
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