JOKE OF THE DAY 20 Mar 2009

Ten Ways to Get Thrown Out of Chemistry Lab

 

10. Pretend an electron
got stuck in your ear; insist on describing the sound to others. 9.
Give a cup of liquid nitrogen to a classmate
and ask, "Does this taste funny to you?" 8. Consistently write three
atoms of potassium as "KKK." 7. Mutter repeatedly, "Not again... not
again... not again." 6. When it's very quiet, suddenly cry out, "My
eyes!" 5. Deny the existence of chemicals while muttering something
about "The Rapture"! 4. Arrive at the lab building in a 1968
Oldsmobile; deny that Global Warming is actually occurring. 3.
Casually walk to the front of the room and urinate in a beaker.

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