JOKE OF THE DAY 19 Jun 2009

 Kids and Cliches

 

If you can't stand the heat... go swimming. Never put off
'til tomorrow what you... should have done yesterday. A penny saved
is... nothing in the real world. We have nothing to fear but... our
principal. To err is human.... to eat a muskrat is not. I think,
therefore... I get a headache.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry, and... someone yells,
"Shut up!" Better to light a candle than... to light an explosive.
It's always darkest... before 9:30 p.m. Early to bed and early to
rise... is first in the bathroom. A journey of a thousand miles
begins... with a blister. There is nothing new under the... bed.
The grass is always greener... when you put manure on it. Don't count
your chickens... it takes too dang long.
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