JOKE OF THE DAY 16 Jun 2009

You Might Be Anal-Retentive If... .

 

 

.. you alphabetize your spices.
... you fold your dirty clothes before putting them in the hamper.
... you organize your closet by color, season, and fabric. ... you
have to have all boxes in the kitchen facing the same way and in order
by size. ... you're on a "calorie-counting" diet and you count the
calories in the hot sauce on your "Big Beef Burrito Supreme" ... you
have all your canned goods organized by type, flavor, and use and
they're all facing the front. ... all your books, CDs, and movies have
to be alphabetical order. ... you require no less than 230 threads per
inch on your sheets. ... you eat the M&Ms in color order. ... you
collect the little postcards in magazine issues... for recycling. ...
you spell-check and grammar-check every e-mail that you send
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