JOKE OF THE DAY 10 Jun 2009

Obtainable Affirmations

 

~ I have the power to channel my imagination into
ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. ~ I assume full
responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's
fault. ~ I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself,
unless I want to stay employed. ~ In some cultures what I do would be
considered normal. ~ Having control over myself is almost as good as
having control over others. ~ My intuition nearly makes up for my
lack of self-judgment. ~ I honour my personality flaws for without them I would have no
personality at all. ~ As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in
touch with my inner sociopath. ~ I am grateful that I am not as
judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
~ I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn
from them.

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