JOKE OF THE DAY 17 Jun 2009

New from CBS
Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show? It will take
place in Paramus, New Jersey... Six men will be dropped off at the
Paramus Park Mall's parking lot, and each will be given 1 minivan and 4
kids. Each kid plays two sports, takes music or dance and is active in
scouts. The competition will last 6 weeks. There will be no access
to fast food! Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his
assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects,
cook, do laundry, and take care of a hyperactive dog. The men will
only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores
are done; there will be only one TV and no remotes. The men must
shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves
either while driving or while making four lunches. Contestants must
attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after sick children at 3:00 a.m;
make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla, glue stick and
one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas! The kids
will gather in a tree fort to vote the men off the show based on
performance. The winner gets to go back to his job.
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