JOKE OF THE DAY 15 Jun 2009

Occupational Hazards

 

 

OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die,
they just lose their balance. OLD ACTORS never die, they just exit
stage left. OLD ACTUARIES never die, they just get broken down by age
and sex. OLD ARCHERS never die, they just bow and quiver. OLD
ARCHITECTS never die, they just lose their structures. OLD
BALLOONISTS never die, they just get higher and higher. OLD BANKERS
never die, they just lose interest. OLD BASEBALLS never die, they
just get pitched. OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on
dribbling. OLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz off. OLD
BLONDES never fade, they just dye away. OLD BOOKKEEPERS never die,
they just lose their figures. OLD BOTANISTS never die, they just
wither away. OLD BOWLERS never die, they just end up in the gutter.

OLD CARDIAC SURGEONS never
die, they just get bypassed. OLD CASHIERS never die, they just check
out. OLD CASHIERS never die, they just get distilled. OLD
CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their drive. OLD CHICKENS never
die, they just get fried. OLD CLEANING PEOPLE never die, they just
kick the bucket. OLD CLOTHIERS never die, they just lose their
shirts. OLD COMPUTER USERS never die, they just lose their memory.
OLD COOKS never die, they just get deranged.

OLD COWS never die,
they just kick the bucket. OLD DAIRYMEN never die, they just get
butter and butter. OLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get
discouraged. OLD DEANS never die, they just lose their faculties.

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