JOKE OF THE DAY 12 Jun 2009

Twas the Day After Christmas

 

'Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the
house,
Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse.
The toys were all broken, their batteries dead;
Santa passed out, with some ice on his head. Wrapping and ribbons just
covered the floor, while
Upstairs the family continued to snore.
And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans,
I went into the kitchen and started to clean. When out on the lawn
there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash. When what to my
wondering eyes should appear,
But a little white truck,
with an oversized mirror.
The driver was smiling, so lively and grand;
The patch on his jacket said "U.S. POSTMAN." With a handful of bills,
he grinned like a fox
Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox.

Bill after bill, after bill, they still came.
Whistling and shouting he called them by name: "Now Visa, now Best
Buy, now Penny's and Sears
Here's Wal-Mart's and Target's and Macy's and Kohl's
To the tip of your limit, every store, every mall,
Now charge away--charge away--charge away all!" He whooped and he
whistled as he finished his work.
He filled up the box, and then turned with a jerk.
He sprang to his truck and he drove down the road,
Driving much faster now, with just half a load. Then I heard him
exclaim
with great holiday cheer,
"Enjoy what you got...
you'll be paying all year!"

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