JOKE OF THE DAY 5 Jun 2009

Adult Resignation

 

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an
adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an
8-year-old child again. - I want to go to McDonald's and think that
it's a four star restaurant. - I want to sail sticks across a fresh
mud puddle and make ripples with rocks. - I want to think M&Ms are
better than money because you can eat them. - I want to lie under a
big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's
day. - I want to return to a time when life was simple... And all
you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the
things that should make you worried or upset. - I want to think the
world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. - I want to believe
that anything is possible. So....here's my checkbook and my car keys,
my credit card bills and my 401K statements... I am officially
resigning from adulthood. And if you want to discuss this further,
you'll have to catch me first.

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